Can't Stop, Won't Stop the Party Rock.

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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dlovato-news:

Demi telling Ben Stiller to buy her album


Via be my nightingale

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seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

(Source: thefrogman)


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wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.


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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

Via be my nightingale
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monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

(Source: drarna)

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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(Source: where-the-heart-is)


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